Just Plain Food :: Cheerio Bars

I’m tired of a food system built around engineered cravings and shelf life instead of actual food. Oat-Stabilized Sunflower Butter Layer 1 cup Almond butter or sunflower butter (well-stirred) 1 cup Rolled oats or quick oats (pulsed into a coarse flour) 4 tbsp (½ stick) Unsalted butter or melted coconut oil (solid at room temp) Read More …

Just Plain Food :: Horchata

I’m tired of a food system built around engineered cravings and shelf life instead of actual food. Here is the recipe to yield 1.5 liters of finished horchata. Ingredients & Equipment 1 cup long-grain white rice (uncooked) 1 whole cinnamon stick 1 tsp pure vanilla extract ½ cup sugar (adjust to taste) 2 cups milk Read More …

Why Temperature is Everything

The Secret to Sky-High Meringue If you’ve ever ended up with a flat, weeping, or grainy meringue, the culprit might not be your whisking technique, it’s likely your eggs. While we often think “fresher and colder is better” in the kitchen, meringue is the big exception.  Whether you are making a Pavlova, “Bird’s Nests,” or just Read More …

The “No-Machine” Vanilla Dream: A Pro No-Churn Recipe

If you think you need a fancy, loud machine taking up counter space to make incredible ice cream, think again.  This No-Churn Vanilla Bean recipe is a revelation.  By using a base of whipped cream and sweetened condensed milk, we skip the churning process entirely while maintaining a light, airy, and scoop-able texture. The secret Read More …

The 10-Minute Philadelphia Style Vanilla Ice Cream

Sometimes, you don’t want to mess with tempering eggs or waiting for a cooked base to cool for hours. Enter: Philadelphia-Style Ice Cream. This is the quickest way to get from “I want ice cream” to “I’m eating ice cream.”  Because this recipe isn’t cooked, the quality of your ingredients really matters. Use the best Read More …

The Ultimate Farm-to-Table Vanilla Bean Custard

My obsession with real frozen custard started with a friend from Wisconsin, the undisputed capital of dairy. But it wasn’t until I started raising my own chickens that this recipe truly leveled up. There is nothing quite like using fresh-gathered backyard eggs to create a custard that is impossibly creamy and naturally golden. If you’ve Read More …

Silky Homemade Vanilla Gelato (Egg-Free)

There is something magical about authentic gelato.  It’s denser, smoother, and more intense than standard ice cream.  This specific recipe uses the Sicilian Method, utilizing a cornstarch slurry instead of eggs.  The result?  A velvety texture that melts perfectly on the tongue without the “heavy” feeling of traditional custard. ⏱️ The Details Prep time: 20 Read More …